By Sue Margolis
If he continually has the headache, why in the event you suffer?In the bestselling culture of Bridget Jones's Diary comes this outrageous, hilarious examine love, marriage, and intercourse, introducing Anna Shapiro, who believes that without doubt there needs to be extra to married life....Tabloid reporter Anna Shapiro can pinpoint the day, 3 years in the past, that she and her husband, Dan, final had nice intercourse. Anna will be thankful if anything as usual as an insignificant headache was once her husband's excuse; Dan's hypochondriac terrors comprise mind tumors, tropical illnesses, and spontaneous combustion. whereas she loves her husband, she's now not able to surrender on intercourse at age thirty-seven--so what can she do?It's the correct time for the distraction of a contract project. yet what her editor has in brain is a narrative at the explosive new feminist manifesto that prescribes no-strings-attached affairs for girls. Anna's project is to interview 3 girls who have had extramarital affairs in simple terms for sexual pleasure--but she's prone to take her learn a piece further....Can a girl have an basic affair basically for sexual pleasure--or do her feelings constantly intervene? Anna's decided to determine. And regardless of her concerns approximately her middle-aged physique, capability study assistants end up to be plentiful.Going the place no journalist has long gone earlier than, Anna delves right into a global she'd by no means thought of before. what's, in spite of everything, the appropriate outfit for committing adultery in? Is it actually past the faded to select up a man--no subject how attractive he is--at a funeral? And what might be performed approximately that unmarried frightening grey hair? The solutions are extra hilarious than Anna may well ever have predicted.But quickly Anna unearths herself dealing with the query that she by no means inspiration she'd need to solution: Is she prepared to renounce her marriage and her young ones for what could be the greatest gamble of her life?A novel for each girl who is ever wondered--and each girl who hasn't--Neurotica could have you roaring with laughter because it takes you on a wickedly pleasant trip of sheer indulgence.From the Hardcover variation.
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He tipped the pickled cucumbers into a Tupperware container and soaked off the Mrs. Elswood label under a hot running tap. He reckoned that pickles were probably pretty sterile, but thought he'd boil up a kettle of water and rinse out the jar just to be on the safe side. Harvesting the sample was no problem as he still had the trots. He waited until Anna was watching a Tenko rerun on UK Gold and then went up to the bathroom to deliver his payload. Afterwards Dan quickly screwed on the jar lid. He decided that the sample had to be kept fresh until the next morning.
These they kept on their laps in wire supermarket baskets. Humiliating as this was, none of them challenged the ruling. These were National Health Service patients, who treated doctors like feudal lords, and in place of a forelock to tug, practically curtsied at the end of their examinations before walking out of the consulting room backwards. The tatty notice on the wall, written in green felt tip, explained that it speeded things up if the doctors had instant access to patients' nether regions.
She says women don't go in for extramarital shagging because they feel they can only do it if they are actually in love with the guy, and being in love with two men seriously does your brain in, so not doing it in the first place saves all the hassle of whose heart you're going to end up breaking. Anyway, Stern says that all this needing to be in love in order to have an affair is crap and women are just as capable as men of having affairs purely for the sexual pleasure—hence the title. So affairs become no more than a bit of glorified pampering—like going for a manicure or a facial except you get an orgasm instead of your blackheads squeezing.